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SUNDAY JAN 04, 2009

Keep it Clean Another everyday hero...protecting beer from going bad.

Koozie/Cozzie/Cozy/Kozi!?@ What do YOU call that little mini blanket to keep your beer cold. Personally we've never left a beer sitting around long enought to get warm anyway...

Beer Pong! For money!

Heroes! UK pub chain actually LOWERS beer prices. Of course, somebody is there to complain...

MONDAY DECEMBER 29, 2008

Don't be a champagne sippin' schlep Toast the New Year right!! How else but with beer! Here's a few suggestions from Drink Craft Beer.com

Roll out the barrels...okay we didn't mean it like that!

A line of our own Scotland wants to make a separate check-out line for alcohol. Strangely people think that drunks won't like this??

MONDAY DECEMBER 22, 2008

Ok, give us a freaking break...we were BUSY! So don't ask questions! Just enjoy... the FEED IS BACK!

Humanitarian Mission Boy saves beer from burning building. Okay it was already burned out and it was a police scene. But it's the thought that counts, right?

Arrgh! Yo ho ho & a bottle of beer! Eat your heart out Somolian pirates!

Dasies Everything's just poppin up breweries these days. Life is good

FRIDAY JULY 13, 2007

Salt Lake Splash They drink more beer from Havlickuv Brod in UTAH than in Czech Republic. Get on the ball, Bohemains...

Booze it or loose it Be creative in your boozing.

MONDAY JULY 2, 2007:(we've been BUSY, okay??)

Apocolypse Now Budjeovicky Budvar becomes the first brewrey in Czech to market a beer produced by a foreign brewery (that it doesn't own). Guess who will be buying Budvar when it comes on the block??

1 for the Really Rottens The 'evil twin' Budweiser scores a victory with the evil EU, the evil twin of USA. We suspect Mumbly has something to do with this...

Pick on the small guy Who else could this be about except the Busch family?

WEDNESDAY MAY 23, 2007:
Okay buddy... Equal time for a BUD lover. Smile and nod...
WEDNESDAY MAY 2, 2007:
And Going, and going and going... Beer already gets me movin', but here's the world's first beer battery!
FRIDAY APRIL 20, 2007:

Oy vey! Israelis have figured out how to put laughing gas into beer. I don't know how they will get away with it, but if they do CBG is going kibbutzing!

We could make a joke here... But it's no laughing matter that Bootie Beer isn't doing well. Okay, it is a laughing matter that someone would choose that name for their beer...

TUESDAY APRIL 17, 2007:

I Told You So! Beer is offically the most popular beverage. Czech is the most beer loving country. I love this country.

A Blight upon the Barley As if the hop problems weren't enough, some more hype about barley going to hell. Never fear, where there's a will there's a beer...and believe me, we HAVE the WILL!!

THURSDAY MARCH 29, 2007:

What IS that?? Gaze upon the hideousness of proposals for the Czech National Library in Prague. Apparently the guidelines were 'design the ugliest building possible'. We'd link to the winner too, but it's just too sad...

Apco-punk-o Mel Gibson succeeds in canning a brew called "Braveheart" from a small Danish brewer. Apparently he finds time between his boozing and anti-semetic activities to hassle small businesses also.

WEDNESDAY MARCH 28, 2007:

Save up... Four Points by Sheraton has appointed a CBO-Chief Beer Officer. I just lost interest in collecting my Holiday Inn Priority points...

Shocking! New Zeland aghast that there is sex in beer advertising. Next step is to ban all advertising except for Barney and Sesame Street. (Sorry Barbie's Dream House, we know what's going on in there when Ken stops by...)

Mug Shot Turkey insulted by beer mug. You're still not getting in the EU. (Be thankful).

Helping Hand If you love beer, don't like hard work and want to just hang out and brew some beer, it's a snap in Australia to make it a sucess! Oh, $4.5 million from daddy helps too...

THURSDAY MARCH 15, 2007:

In a hand basket... Pope: EU a stinking, rotted, fetid, mass of soulless heathens. EU: I know you are but what am I??? Naahhh.

Yeah, Right! Not news: SABMiller putting Peroni on draft. News: SABMiller thinks Miller Genuine Draft is "Premium" beer.

Shut up kid. Kids want to raise price of beer to like 80 Euro. Go back to learning something important, like balanced budgets are to governments what 100mpg cars are to the auto industry.

 
Have a beer and a smile.. A shiny new invention: the beer vending machine that even checks your ID. Targeted at those young hip college students who like to be seen walking the streets with a can of beer.
WEDNESDAY MARCH 07, 2007:
Whoa!! Empty keg + Fire + Empty head = near disaster. Drink responsibly.
TUESDAY MARCH 06, 2007:

Protecting History What's happening with breweries in Czech Republic? Being turned into luxury flats of course!

Heads up! If your beer belly wasn't getting big enough, here's the fridge that will toss you a beer while you relax on the couch!

Cool More useful technology, 240x faster than your normal fridge!

Finally a useful government subsidy One more good reason to move to Canada. Those clever Canucks...

TUESDAY FEBRUARY 28, 2007:

Thanks, pal In a sign that the universe is surely collapsing, some prat from Miller is telling us what to eat with Pilsner Urquell.

Too much of a good thing This gives a whole new meaning to "Roll Out the Barrels"...

MONDAY FEBRUARY 26, 2007:

Get Giggin' Free beer on offer! Catch: it involves toads and you must go to Australia. Next complication: figuring out what the #$*# they are saying.

Yumm Milk beer in Japan. Where else could this happen?

Start Walking. NOW! Bio-fuel could raise the price of beer?? Finally you have a good reason to sell your SUV.

MONDAY FEBRUARY 19, 2007:

The Amazing Breakable Beer Glass Sam Adams recently introduced the "Perfect Beer Glass", but Joe Six Pack comments on the quixotic nature of such a tankard.

Complete Idiots of the Day A group of 23 State Attorneys General have sent a letter to Anheuser-Busch encouraging them to use better age verification to keep minors from viewing the extremely evil Bud.TV website that is apparently corrupting today's youth. Spearheading the effort is Louisiana's Attorney General Charles Foti who apparently thinks this will help his state's rank as 7th overall for violent crime and 3rd for murder. Why don't you losers spend some time getting CRACK OFF THE DAMN STREETS AND LEAVE BEER ALONE!

MONDAY FEBRUARY 19, 2007:

Making a Monster Rumor has it that Anheuser-Busch and InBev are in talks for a possible merger. Oh Dear.

It's Merger Mania Beer-san! Upheaval in the beer world continues in Japan as Sapporo is subject to a takeover. Will Kirin or Asahi come to the rescue?? We're betting on Ultra-Man and that cool ray-gun.

Tasty little morsels Anheuser-Busch's thirst for acquiring other brewers doesn't stop at the big boys. Listen carefully and you'll hear the great sucking sound of AB trying to buy control of smaller ones as well. Don't say we didn't warn you...

Come on and give it a rub, luv! British men seem to be going a little too far to prove that they love beer more than sex...

WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 7, 2007:

Viva la Lager! Maximillian wasn't all bad it seems. He brought (among other things) beer to Mexico.

THURSDAY FEBRUARY 1, 2007:

Wash your mouth out This could bring new joy to children all over the world who say naughty words in the presence of adults.

WEDNESDAY JANUARY 31, 2007:

Start your day right Here's Beer Man with a good tip on a breakfast brew.

Fast Facts! Check out number 9.

Making the targets Pilsner Urquell sales increased in 2006. No figures given for lagering times.

MONDAY JANUARY 29, 2007:

Warm you up CAMRA's Winter food and beer matches have been announced. Lots of porters listed, which is a bit curious as the author's name is also Porter... Waiting for comments from conspiracy theorists.

We already know, why doesn't my wife believe me?? More proof that beer is good for you!

FRIDAY JANUARY 26, 2007:

If called by a Panther...don't Anther? Seems Budvar's new brew will be called "Pardál" or Panther in English. Watch out Primus and Lavhac.

Budvar kicks off with Carlsberg Budvar is starting off with Carlsberg in Croatia. More to come.

THURSDAY JANUARY 25, 2007:

Rice Burners InBev is getting a foothold in China. Chinese rejoice that they will have access to something slightly less disgusting than rice wine: Rice Beer.

But it's funny, No Really! Ukrainian Barley market strong!! Ok, this is a little off topic, but we just wanted to make sure you are paying attention!

The wrong way to stock your bar Apparently things are on the slide in Chicago. Not only do they give beer a one word mention at the end of the article, Tom Locascio, a senior knuckledragger at ABC Bartending School in Chicago thinks Jack Daniels is "Tennessee Bourbon". By the way, don't forget to boycott Jack Daniels and sign the petition.

WEDNESDAY JANUARY 24, 2007:

Travesty of Justice This article is titled "Drunken Jaywalker Wants His Beer Back". We think it should be "Police Office Fails to Understand Man's Inalienable Right to Beer!" The ACLU has been contacted.

Travesty of Idiocy Don't waste beer on kids. At least wait until they can afford to buy the next round.

TUESDAY JANUARY 23, 2007:

For the dogs... We've had some beer that we wouldn't give to our dog, but apparently you could with this brew...

MONDAY JANUARY 22, 2007:

Unhappiest Day of the Year? According to experts, it's today. Do you need any other reason to have a beer?

 

THURSDAY JANUARY 19, 2007:

Going Up

Going Steady

WEDNESDAY JANUARY 18, 2007:

Winter Sickness Hits Ireland Amazingly Ireland is on high alert although it's the mildest winter in 100 years. What's more, they're advising to AVOID alcohol. Yeah right...

Free Beer

TUESDAY JANUARY 16, 2007:

Over A Hundred and Eleven Million Beers

Better Barley 

 

MONDAY JANUARY 15, 2007:

Things that Make you Go Hummmm.....

Allergy Sufferers Alert

And The Winner is...

Drinking Alone

Budweiser in Portugal

Budvar distributed by Anheuser Busch


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